I traveled to Columbus, OH for work yesterday. This was just a day trip, something that royally sucks when you’re going 200 miles each way, and trying to fit a full day of work in-between. Couple that with the fact that we returned from Chicago late Sunday night, and Monday just wasn’t my day.
So imagine my joy when I exit I-65 at 38th street, and stop at the stoplight just past the end of the ramp. About 15 seconds pass, and I’m rear-ended by an older RAV4. The light turns green, I move up to the next turn off the road, and pull over. The RAV4 zooms away.
In a feat unlikely to happen again, my Prius turns into a speedracer, utilizing its ridiculous turning radius, then blasting out all 130-odd horses to tail the RAV4. I write down the license plate, a better description, and ‘WTF is this asshole doing??’, then realize the guy is planning to just keep on going as though nothing had happened. Thankfully, traffic is relatively light and there’s a red light ahead. I scoot to the next lane and stop next to him at the light.
At this point I have a better view of the occupants. It’s a teenage-looking boy (driving) and his mother. She rolls down her window, and says ‘I’m sorry if he cut you off; he’s just learning to drive’.
My eyes scoot back in my head and I drool a little as the sheer ridiculousness of the statement washes over me and attempts to render me stupid. Finally I respond, ‘He didn’t cut me off; he hit me from behind!’
‘He did? I’m sorry!’
Again the drool escapes. I just look from the woman to the son, dumbfounded. A few seconds go by in silence, and then she says ‘There’s no damage.’
My mouth dries, as it’s now devoid of drool. A small space in the back of my head mumbles something about someone who was previously unaware that they were in a collision and is now directly next to the car that they rear-ended not possibly being able to know whether there’s damage or not, but my now-cro-magnon response is a simple grunt.
‘Can we just pull over and discuss it?’ I ask.
More silence, then the light turns green, a car behind us honks, and the RAV4 peels out.
I pull off the road into a parking lot, call 911, and report the incident and the fact that the other driver just up and left. The operator says she’ll send out a patrol officer, and lets me go.
I get out and inspect the damage, of which there is thankfully very little. A scratch along the rear bumper that will in all likelihood buff out, and some dust missing. 20 minutes go by with no sign of the officer, and I think things over a bit. Nearly no damage, the other driver will certainly deny the whole incident based on our ‘conversation’, and no witnesses. Further, I can just about guarantee that the driver isn’t insured by the blatant disregard for the rules of the road (namely, stopping. Also, reporting an accident). In other words, there’s little chance that the damage will warrant the cost of a body shop, and even less of a chance that I’d actually collect anything from the miscreant. I call 911 back, cancel the report, and head home.
People suck.